It can be cooked in such a way as to remove the muddy taste
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“Somebody ate those 43,000,000 pounds of carp. Therefore the carp must be good to eat.” That is sound logic. I can’t...
eat. The carp is good to eat. Catch the carp. Buy the carp. Befriend the carp. Woo the carp. Be one with the carp.
Can’t beat that logic
I feel like they’re lecturing me for not eating enough carp… Like in the second to last paragraph: “Europeans know how...
Posting Conspicuously
Somebody ate all that carp. sashayed: