Graduated from a women’s college but never once kissed a woman in those four years. The rest of the world assumes you have, and wants details.
These people are not real. These people are lying to you.
NOT LYING. I did transfer to a women’s college though, and maybe I’d have needed those extra three semesters to wear down my heterosexuality? (Slash step up my drinking game? It took me about … a year post-graduation to really get the hang of it. #latebloomer)
I will confess that at times, my continued straightness is a surprise even to myself.
